Tarp Stimulus Banker Johns Save by Writing Off Kristin Davis Hookers

Will the real Kristin Davis please stand up. I am certain that Jesus the son of David would be proud. Krist In Davis, aka Charlotte, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall and Tricky Dicky’s grand daughter Cynthia just signed with Warner Bros. for the Sex and the City sequel. The women should get their money up front because Time Warner just announced that they lost Billion ie ,000 million in the last quarter.

Meanwhile, back at the Bush Bunny Ranch in Crawford, Texas, the other Kristin Davis aka The New York Madam reveals tonight on ABC’s 20/20 that Wall Street Chief Executive Officers, investment bankers, and lawyers used corporate credit cards to pay for 00 per hour hookers. (Watch: http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=6813806&page=1 )

Talk about transparency. No wonder the Tarp Bailout Banks have refused to say where they spent our 0 Billion so far. Henry Paulson: “Do you take Goldman Sachs credit cards?” Ashley Dupre: “Of course Hank. That will be ,000 plus tips. Thank you for coming and don’t forget to send your friends. Tell Elliot I say hi.” Henry Paulson: “Could you please ask Kristin to send an invoice to Goldman Sachs for ,000 for computer consulting services? That way the company can write this off.” Ashley Dupre: “It would be my pleasure.”

Al Capone was nailed for tax evasion. It seems that being a tax evader is a prerequisite to being selected by the Obama transition team. Who puts a tax evader in charge of the IRS? Do hookers give change?

Kristin Davis said, “I, as the proprietor of a business get arrested and jailed and lose everything, when no one that was frequenting my business, spending 0,000, 0,000 a year, has been punished in any way or even looked into.” The DA decided not to prosecute any of the Johns. Talk about a stimulus package. Isn’t it nice to know that President Obama decided to appoint an economic board of advisors After he lambasted congress for not immediately approving his first trillion (1,000 billlion) stimulus package?

Talk about throwing good money after bad. By the time the privately owned banks who own the fed finish printing money to pay for these economic amphetamines a loaf of bread will cost million like it did in Weimar Germany in 1921 and in the Christian country of Zimbabwe today. We came within a hair of electing John McCain who declared that the fundamentals of the economy were strong on the day the economy collapsed a couple of months ago.

General Electric the parent company of Universal Studios and NBC and various warmonger corporations is headed by Jeffrey Immelt. Mr. Immelt does not believe that capping the pay of Tarp recipient executives is a good idea. How will they be able to spend 0,000 per year of our tax dollars committing adultery and tax evasion?

Woody Allen said that “politicians are one step below child molesters.” Governor Spitzer proved that the two are not mutually exclusive. We can all understand numbers like 1 and 2 and 3 but when it comes to numbers like billion and trillion you may as well be speaking Chinese. Before President Obama was President he was the junior Senator from Illinois. We are relying on the very people from the Bush and Clinton administrations and the same bankers who drove the bus into the ditch to get us out. Does that sound rational?

God told King David that the wicked are without knowledge and without understanding and they fall into their own traps. It’s one thing that the average Kansas farmer does not understand derivatives and credit default swaps, what Alan Greenspan calls trillions of dollars of weapons of mass financial destruction, but it’s much worse when the captain of the ship doesn’t understand and he has to appoint Johns to advise him.

The United States spent years in Vietnam trying to prevent the advance of Communism and Socialism. We lost thousands of soldiers preserving our capitalist system. Now, when banks go bankrupt, instead of letting them go into bankruptcy and washing away the derivatives like our system provides for in a calm manner, we turn into raving socialists creating Zombie corporations while borrowing from the Chinese Communists and Saudi dictators. One congressman stated openly on the floor of the House that Ruth built that George Bush threatened that if his Tarp program wasn’t approved then he was going to declare martial law. That’s one Jonesing John Man.

Lets get to the root of the problem. Was all this talk about hope and change just talk from a corrupt Chicago politician whose house was paid for by a criminal? Barack Obama is proving fast that he is far from the Messiah. How do you spend 2 years scaring people about a 10 trillion dollar deficit and then double it in the first week in office? The President is spending money like a drunken republican, stomping his feet like a baby when congress doesn’t immediately give him his first trillion dollar bailout stimulus John money.

Lets get to the root of the problem. In basic terms an economy is where we make stuff, we sell stuff, and we buy stuff. What are we making? We are making killing machines like nuclear reactors and selling them to Saudi Arabia, whose 15 hikackers attacked us on 911. Our leaders have no foresight. Our leaders created the Taliban to fight Russia in Afghanistan. Our leaders created Saddam Hussein to fight Iran. Our leaders are now nuclear arming Saudi Arabia, the home of Mecca, whose Holy Book promises them eternal sexual bliss for slaughtering Christians, Jews and infidels. You must watch “Obsession: Radical Islam’s War Against the West” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMLJJEDDDGc Watch a billion Muslims chanting “Death to America, Death to Israel”, as we arm them with nuclear weapons.

The time has come for a change. The monetary bottom line is not the bottom line. You cannot break the laws of nature but if you do it will break your back. Until now we have been slaves to corporations whose idol was the financial bottom line, even if in earning those dollars they turned the Pacific Ocean into a plastic garbage dump and the tuna on your child’s plate is filled with plastic, even if in earning those dollars we find out today that Antarctica is melting and the world’s one ocean is about to rise 20 feet. Say goodbye to Florida and New York and California. The GOP must be thrilled.

The time has come to stop cutting down trees, our only source of oxygen to make newspapers and toilet paper. Our farmers can grow hemp to make paper and clothing. We need to decriminalize pot and stop wasting billions incarcerating our fellow citizens. Think of the tax dollars we can raise by legalizing sex between consenting adults and selling legal weed to our idols Barack Obama and Michael Phelps. Michael Phelps, like the 50% of Americans who smoke pot because it makes them feel good, won 8 gold medals on weed.

Barack Obama and Bill Clinton are getting high together. According to Ross Perot, 38 families own Mexico. One family being propped up by us owns Saudi Arabia, and they want us all dead. Within months Iran and their puppets Hamas and Hezbollah will have nuclear weapons. This week Iran shot a satellite into space on top of an intercontinental ballistic missile. Those nukes have New York written all over them. Multiply 911 by a trillion. What would Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar do if they were in our shoes today? Mary Magdalene was a pot smoking whore. Our politicians would jail her. No laws will ever stop people from having consensual sex while high, so lets get real now. We live in a jungle with no trees and the only law in the jungle is “Kill or be Killed.” God carved in stone Himself, “Don’t Murder.” Self defense is a defense to murder. Pre emptive strikes in self defense are not murder, even in our refined, cultured and sophisticated society, Johnny.