BRAINS! Must have BRAINS!
Have you ever wondered why the notoriously criminal Scientology Corporation manages to continue to live and commit crimes and human rights abuses long after its founder L. Ron Hubbard died? It ain't Worschire Sauce being used as embalming fluid, no, and it ain't voodoo magic. It's organized crime that animates the undead, quickly rotting remains of Hubbard's scams, and Anonymous has decided once again to party.
This October 18'th around the world, Anonymous will take to the streets in various stages of decomposition, dragging limbs and putrid, disgusting remains back and forth along sidewalks and street corners outside of Scientology business offices, the next stage on the never-ending, never-gonna-give-you-up saga of exposing the truth about Scientology, what it is, and what it does to its customers, to law enforcement officers, to Judges, teachers, and anyone else who stands between Scientology and a rube's wallet.
They say that chocolate marble caek is a lie -- and some times it is -- but one thing is certain: There are enough fresh BRAINS out there around the world to feed an army, and Anonymous is just the army to eat them.
Will any Anonymous stumble upon what's left of Tom Cruise's brain and eat it? Does Kirsty Alley have anything left in that head thing of hers that's worth sauteing with finely chopped garlic and crushed California Bay leaf to make a ZOMBIE meal?
I sure hope so! Scientology customer brains are better than normal brains since they have already been tenderized through years of "auditing" and "training routines" to the point where they are soft and pliable, a perfect meal for any gormet ZOMBIE.
You don't have to be a carnivore to join us. Vegetarians can join Anonymous in search of BRAINS this October 18'th right along side the rotting remains of us carnivores and no one will think the less of you.
Laughter, dancing (ye ole undead two step!) along with music (Thriller, baby, Thriller!) will be had along with the passing out of flyers, waving of signs, and talking with the living public about the dangers of Scientology will be had.
Come join the undead! You know you want to!
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EAT MORE BRAINS!