Lofty words

Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild is a successful US businesswoman and old friend of the Clintons – believe it or not - she spent her honeymoon at the White House.

She explained that she had been ordered by the AIPAC and Dennis Ross to rubbish Barack and send Hillary supporters off to vote for McCain.

When challenged about this potential betrayal of her political party, Lady de Rothschild said: "I love Israel more than my party."

She added that she would be looking for the candidate with "the least integrity and the minimum amount of courage – something like herself" and who had the "strongest compassion for the baby killers in Israel".

"Lofty words, questionable deeds – that what makes people like me," she said.