After giving it a lot of thought, I have decided to endorse Mit Romney and Ralph Nader. This follows the Texas governor's lead in endorsing more than one candidate. Both of my endorsements may still have a chance. I think every society needs some one like Ralph Nader. One. You may already be starting to see the genius of this endorsement.
I NEED RALPH NADER. I need him to fix the damn electric horn switch conveniently located behind the pyrotechnic explosive device in the steering wheel of my used, formerly wrecked, GMC pickup. DANGER: Don't play with the airbags. After removing mine about 12 times I noticed what a butcher job the previous owner did before giving up and installing a horn outside of legal compliance with state safety requirements.
I made it work long enough to comply (pay the money like a stupid sucker) with the safety guidelines even though previous owners had not. They obviously bought a counterfeit inspection sticker for Harris County Texas where the expense of pollution and safety compliance COST MORE MONEY (TAXES) THAN THE LIBERAL STATE OF CALIFORNIA CHARGES. Do you think I care if you call that a lie? But the documents and the witnesses are bewildering.
SO YOU DON'T LIKE MY ENDORSEMENT? BLAME RALPH NADER. If not for the rather expensive airbag I used to own, I may have damaged myself against the steering wheel of a perfectly good FORD, forcing me to type with a straw like that science fiction dude who is deathly afraid of the swimming pool, and would have caused me to vote for Hillary Clinton.
Apparently Amy Goodman of Democracy Now noticed, thanks to some tree butchering book writer, that Hillary Clinton worked with people during the Reagan/Bush era that considered organized laborers blood suckers. So did Ronald Reagan and my employers. Apparently, Reagan was more concerned about air traffic control than some whiny union workers. I have rarely spoken to a manager of any company signatory to any organized labor contracts. Unions don't like that kind of dialogue for obvious reasons plus confidentiality.
Interestingly enough, Pacifica Radio Network, who uses Democracy Now from NYC, in Texas, does endorse and advertise commercial products and services offered by publicly traded companies with a 401c3 broadcaster. Not just any company. It has to be related to the computer industry and flatter the business practice of selling mystery boxes that trick the consumer.
Commercial broadcasters should not be held to the same standards, although there has to be a tolerable, and an intolerable level of this trickery, especially after you buy the product.
This common practice damages education itself. The expected result will always be against proletariat values, and cause pollution for no good reason.
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I ENDORSE MIT ROMNEY PLEASE SEND A SELF ADDRESSED STAMPED ENVELOPE AND A CHECK OR MONEY ORDER FOR 5 DOLLARS US. You have to email dave to get the address first due to homelessness. This can be a problem for poor people. Poor foreigners can get the information at a reduced price, or free, by including a beggars statement. "Information is money" many fools often said, and so pay me. No I don't have PAYPAL. WHO AM I? VIRGIN AIRLINES? I do but I probably have to pay off NORTON to use it.
Americans afflicted with poverty need no proof of legal entry or employment eligibility to give me money.
IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN
Original: SS ENDORSES ROMNEY AND NADER