by KOBE Maggot
Friday, Jun. 29, 2007 at 4:46 PM
San Bernardino County Pig Bastard Ivory J. Webb Jr. has been acquitted of the attempted murder of Iraq war veteran Elio Carrion.
Webb the Pig Bastard was charged with the January 29, 2006 attempted killing of Carrion. The jury of ass kissers deliberated for two and a half hours, only to find Webb the Pig Bastard not guilty on all counts. Carrion, home on leave, was a passenger in a Corvette that led Webb the Pig Bastard on a high-speed chase. The chase ended in Chino after the driver crashed into a wall on Francis Street. Prosecutors said that Webb the Pig Bastard was angry and out of control during the situation where he ordered Carrion to get up. Carrion complied, only to get shot in the chest, left shoulder, and left leg. Webb the Pig Bastard's defense lawyers erroneously claimed that Carrion was reaching for a weapon and lunged at Webb the Pig Bastard. Webb the Pig Bastard was coldblooded throughout most of the trial, rarely showing any emotion. He sat stonefaced throughout the bulk of closing arguments Tuesday and Wednesday. Let this be a lesson to everybody: Pigs can get away with anything. Even killing soldiers who fought for this great country of ours. This has got to stop. And I mean right now!