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Editorial cartoon series: "Your Jackass Slate For 2008!"

by Mike Flugennock Sunday, Feb. 18, 2007 at 1:05 PM
flugennock@sinkers.org

Here we are not even six months after The Most Important Election Since The Last Mass Extinction Event and, like Christmas commercials during the World Series, the Democratic "stars" have already announced their candidacies for the 2008 Presidential Fracas...

Editorial cartoon se...
democrats08_4updetails.gif, image/gif, 150x150

The bottle stands as empty as it was filled before;
time there was, and plenty, but from that cup no more!
Though I could not caution all, I still might warn a few:
Don't lend a hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools!

--Grateful Dead.

Well, here we are not even six months after The Most Important Election Since The Last Mass Extinction Event and, like Christmas commercials during the World Series, the Democratic "stars" have already announced their intentions to make political hay out of the disasters they allowed to happen for the past five years -- that is to say, announced their candidacies for the 2008 Presidential Fracas which, as any Democrat will tell you, will be The Most Important Election Since The Earth Cooled To A Temperature Conducive To Life.

So, what's more to say, gang, except let's get on with the slagging -- uhh...that is, let's look at some quick, elegant analyses of the "major" candidates on your Jackass Slate For 2008!

EDWARDS: http://www.sinkers.org/posters/democrats08/edwards08.jpg
Ballsiest of the bunch, for sure, announcing the week after Christmas, and while doing what was obviously a staged photo op around New Orleans, pretending to help clean up a wrecked, wasted neighborhood and help some people get their lives back together, all while announcing for Big White Massuh's House. Am I the only one here who, on seeing this guy for the first time, could only think that here was the new Beautiful Hair Breck Boy, and that if he were a C&W singer, he'd be getting more ass on the road in a month than most regular guys get in a lifetime, and just where the hell did he come from, anyway?
THE FINAL ANALYSIS: HE'S GOT BETTER HAIR.

HILLARY: http://www.sinkers.org/posters/democrats08/hillary08.jpg
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary! What else could I possibly say about Hillary that hasn't already been said about the sensation of having red-hot steel needles driven into your eyeballs? Anyone who's seen the YouTube clip of Hillary meeting with Code Weak...uh, Code Pink back in '03, or heard her speechifying in the past month, will tell you that her skills at telling people shit they want to hear are still par excellence. Just five minutes of Hillary and you'll know how the pancake feels when they lay on the Aunt Jemima. Will this be our '90s Nostalgia -- CNN once again being the Clinton News Network, NBC once again being Nothing But Clinton?
THE FINAL ANALYSIS: SHE'LL PANDER TO ANYONE.

KUCINICH: http://www.sinkers.org/posters/democrats08/kucinich08.jpg
(Full Disclosure: Your Cartoonist has been a hardcore Deadhead since 1978.)

Y'know, when Dennis Kucinich launched his "insurgent" candidacy in '04, I first thought "well, hot damn! He sure as hell won't win, but at least he'll put the fear of god in those DLC hoods!" This was, of course, before hearing about -- and witnessing -- his miserable, craven performance at the Democratic Convention, his supporters having their "Kucinich'08" signs ripped from their hands and replaced with Kerry signs by DNC goons without any apparent sign of protest. No bolting the Convention, no boycott of the vote, no nothing, just Dennis Kucinich leading his merry band of phony "progressives" over the cliff with John Kerry (and Code Weak bringing up the rear). And now, as if this lack of effort was actually appreciated, here's Dennis The Menace, back again, to suck all the life out of the American peace cargo cult -- uh, American peace movement.
THE FINAL ANALYSIS: HE'LL WASTE THE LEFT'S TIME.

OBAMA: http://www.sinkers.org/posters/democrats08/obama08.jpg
(Full Disclosure: Your Cartoonist was drooled on by the Washington Post in 2002.)

Who else here saw Barack Obama's beaming mug in the paper or on TV right about the time of the '04 Democratic Convention and thought, "Who the hell is this guy, and why are they drooling over him like he was a goddamn' rock'n'roll star?" I mean, seriously, the guy was basically a nobody, then suddenly he was all over the goddamn' place -- kinda like a political version of an American Idol winner. No years of living on club gigs and peanut-butter sandwiches, no paying dues on the road as a backup act, just wham! You're a star! Did anyone else here also find themselves reading the drooling and thinking, darkly, that the Donks were already grooming Obama for '08, and that he was here not to actually do anything for African America, but to give Geezin' Old White Liberal America something to feel good about -- so they can go back to not really giving a shit about what's happening to black and brown people in this country and when anybody calls them on it, they can say "hey, gimme a break! I voted for Barack Obama!" The only Black constituency I can think of who'd possibly go for Obama would be what I like to call the "Ebony Magazine Demographic".
THE FINAL ANALYSIS: HE'S NOT "TOO BLACK".

Code Pink Meets Hillary, March 2003:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYATbsu2cP8

All images at the above links are high-resolution grayscale .jpg at 11x17 inches. Don't just sit there, grab those buckets!

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Edwards \'08: He\'s got better hair

by Mike Flugennock Sunday, Feb. 18, 2007 at 1:05 PM
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Edwards \'08: He\'s ...
edwards08sml.jpg, image/jpeg, 500x750

Am I the only one here who, on seeing this guy for the first time, could only think that here was the new Beautiful Hair Breck Boy, and that if he were a C&W singer, he'd be getting more ass on the road in a month than most regular guys get in a lifetime -- and just where the hell did he come from, anyway?
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Hillary \'08: She\'ll pander to anyone

by Mike Flugennock Sunday, Feb. 18, 2007 at 1:05 PM
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Hillary \'08: She\'l...
hillary08sml.jpg, image/jpeg, 500x750

Anyone who's seen the YouTube clip of Hillary meeting with Code Pink back in '03, or heard her speechifying in the past month, will tell you that her skills at telling people shit they want to hear are still par excellence. Just five minutes of Hillary and you'll know how the pancake feels when they lay on the Aunt Jemima.
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Kucinich \'08: He\'ll waste the Left\'s time

by Mike Flugennock Sunday, Feb. 18, 2007 at 1:05 PM
flugennock@sinkers.org

Kucinich \'08: He\'l...
kucinich08sml.jpg, image/jpeg, 500x750

Y'know, when Dennis Kucinich launched his "insurgent" candidacy in '04, I first thought "well, hot damn! He sure as hell won't win, but at least he'll put the fear of god in those DLC hoods!" This was, of course, before hearing about -- and witnessing -- his miserable, craven performance at the Democratic Convention...
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Obama \'08: He\'s not \

by Mike Flugennock Sunday, Feb. 18, 2007 at 1:05 PM
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Obama \'08: He\'s no...
obama08sml.jpg, image/jpeg, 500x750

Who else here saw Barack Obama's beaming mug in the paper or on TV right about the time of the '04 Democratic Convention and thought, "Who the hell is this guy, and why are they drooling over him like he was a goddamn' rock'n'roll star?" I mean, seriously, the guy was basically a nobody, then suddenly he was all over the goddamn' place -- kinda like a political version of an American Idol winner...
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EXCLNT

by Sheepdog Sunday, Feb. 18, 2007 at 1:22 PM

Great commentary and Artwork.
Bravo. Well done.
The big question.
Will Ralph Nader run against Ron Paul?
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Nader/Paul '08?

by Mike Flugennock Tuesday, Feb. 27, 2007 at 1:10 PM

Actually, despite my total lack of faith in the Amerikan electoral system, I'm thinking that a Green/Libertarian Coalition ticket of Ralph Nader and Ron Paul would go a long way towards putting the Fear O'God into not just the Democratic Party candy-asses, but into the supposedly already God-fearing folks of the Repuglican Party.

Don't be surprised; Green and Libertarian Party values have more in common than you think, and I wouldn't be the first to bring up the idea of a Green/Libertarian coalition ticket for '08.

About time we had ourselves some "political suicide bombers" willing to perform the political equivalent of marching into an Israeli shopping mall and lighting off their dynamite belts.
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thanks for the bias

by Git chew Wednesday, Feb. 28, 2007 at 11:09 AM

"marching into an Israeli shopping mall and lighting off their dynamite belts"
Let's try this instead as an example of set up betrayal and skullduggery as is more evident in American politics, power and profits
How about like when the USS Liberty was napalmed, machine gunned and strafed for hours while being denied aid by nearby American carriers by Israeli *unmarked* warcraft?


So what's your point about suicide politics?
It's all a matter of airplay and who controls it and what is and isn't said on it.
But thanks for your input, anyway.
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