Cheney to send army of the worst dregs ever to soil the sands of Babylon

He’s decided to launch an attack that will reduce Baghdad to ashes.

He wants every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the world to go there.

Take this down he said to Gates:

I want…

Rustlers

Cut-throats

Murderers

Bounty hunters

Desperados

Mugs

Pugs

Thugs

Nitwits

Half-wits

Dim-wits

Vipers

Snipers

Con men

Indian agents

Mexican bandits

Muggers

Buggerers

Bushwhackers

Horn swaglers

Horse thieves

Bull Dykes

Train robbers

Ass kickers

Shit kickers

And Methodists

BUSH : "Y'all hate and Kill those Filthy Moozlims and Steal their Oil fer Jesus and Yull git tuh Heaven. Rapture says so. HALLELUYUH AND COMFURT A SINNER !!!!!! AH HAVE XURSIZED THE DEMON !!!!!!! This house is clean."