Bush says Mc Cain was tortured in Vietnam because his name was Cain.
“The Vietnamese people are a born again Christian nation and thought Mc Cain was a descendent of the murderer in the Garden of Eden who killed his brother for one of his 12 dark eyed virgins.
Mc Cain denied he was related to Cain or that he ever fought for a dark eyed virgin.
"We've sent a message to the world today that Bush and Cheney are major terrorists," McCain said. "We have no brief for them, but what we are is a nation that upholds values and standards of behaviour and treatment of all people, no matter how evil or bad our president is. And I think that this will help us enormously in winning the war for the hearts and minds of people throughout the world in the war for higher profits for Haliburton."