Allah declares war on Texas.
HOUSTON - Allah weighed in on Bush's war for oil for the second time in a month by sending yet another Hurricane of mass destruction into the Gulf of Mexico, backyard of the Bush family's oil empire. In an attack reminiscent of the American nuclear attacks upon Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Allah proved that He could destroy any American petroleum refining city at will. "Our intelligence sources indicated that the destruction of New Orleans was mistakenly interpreted as a freak of nature," said Allah, speaking from a mountain top in Afghanistan. "I'm now sending a larger and more destructive storm right into Bush Country. Let's hope that will convince him that I mean business." When asked of future plans should Bush's heart be hardened, Allah declined to elaborate, stating merely that "Y'all ain't seen nothing yet."
Bush is reported to be hunkered down in the basement of the Whitehouse. Attempts to locate Dick Cheney proved futile giving credence to rumors that the Vice President is on ice, his appearances substituted by an anatomically correct automaton without a heart.