THE POPE'S TWO PETERS (no pics please)

by Albert Kada Tuesday, Apr. 12, 2005 at 2:25 AM
davecom@io.com remote intelligence outpost in Texas

Two intelligence leaks from the Vatican have reached Texas despite massive media coverage indicating that JP 2, the incumbent pope as far as I know, had a tendency to favor "Peter", which is two books in the new testament which seem to describe the Kalpa, (end of all time and space), and the wheel of life, (hell if you want it), in two letters from two Peters.

Its written as though Peter and Simon Peter (the duality of all things) must have lived during a different Kalpa as Einstein. They were concerned about the end of all time but not the end of all space. Einstein and JP 2 were funny guys when they had something to explain that no one understood. Einstein saw it coming and made a giant leap away from a fission bomb revealing the only funny part of the holocaust.

But JP 2 walked the walk and didn't like to blaspheme and slander the way I do. He tended his flock and blessed people globally. So here I have to confess that I fabricated the story about the instant blessing received by the person who once slammed a car door closed on the papal finger.

JP 2 wasn't just funny because he was Polish, he advocated migratory living and traveled to Iraq not long before SHOCK AND AWE.

Simon Peter wrote a letter to remind us that a prophet's prophecy doesn't always play out just the way they wrote it. (Peter's second trip to hell and back) 1000 days with the lord is like one day and 1 day is like 1000 and that scores double every day until pope day (void where prohibited) or something like that. He also referred to Noah and claimed to know Jesus personally. Both Peters.

You see, HELL actually began on the way back from the future, and Bush is still currently contained within a harmonic rather than projected into the exostential universe expandable according to the frame work of the universal exostential frame workers union, (good catholics most of em) who may or may not be controlled by Bush at this time especially due to a lack of physical papal piarchy at this time and space. It would also explain why Gentile names are such a joke to the Jews.

Dude, we're all getting a new pope. And the Vatican is going to keep the old pope like all the rest of them. Good idea in case Jesus comes back and you have to dig one up.

JP 2 was more diplomatic than political although often described as the latter and which is a virtue for the traditional church leader who should understand that if you shoot your mouth off everywhere you can get your head shot off anywhere.

But what I think Simon Peter said was he saw it, couldn't explain it, but it was just like Moses and his crowd said it would be, who didn't know Adam from Yassir Arafat until the Bedouins let him have some water and hang around until he learned some stories, and shortly afterwards Peter's contemporaries got an "I told you so" from the Koran which also warns about worshipping idols which is morally relevant today as well as in ancient times although a complete discussion would be too long even for this sentence but luckily there was a secret conference between PT Barnum and Mark Twain to screw up the linotype machine temporarily but we still had to back up and go forward again because most people are so stupid you can't actually allow the government to do what they want them to do which is only partly to blame for what we will all soon witness.

In other intelligence leakage, John Mcain seems to be thinking what I'm thinking and he said it without any one actually listening to the content seriously. All I will say now about Mcain's warning was please don't get your hands dirty. Let me do it.

Intelligence leaks are becoming more and more rare in the US these days however I must submit to you this JEWEL OF INTELLECTUAL DIALOGUE in TEXAS. A predictably off topic caller responded to KPFT's COMMUNITY DIALOGUE, radio program in Houston, TX. The caller reminded us that the english word christian used to be christiania or something like that as he attempted to pronounce a Latin word. What a discovery! English words actually could be Latin based.

What all this proves is that when you bombard humans with information they they get more stupid.

Have faith in HATE AND GREED because they are real, consistant and reliable. They will undo the good works of men.

by Albert Kada
previously unpublished