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Yo tunes is whack.......

Greetings;Mr. and Mrs. Mother's Prick

Oh; I am sorry Mrs.Trick Flick.Who do you guys or gals think you are? To me you are some wannabe Doors! I never heard of trick flick or whatever your name may be! I am sorry for saying your mother has a prick when she has a peter.

Now listen you contaminated seed from the caucus island! You graphed recessive manic depressive skin like a pig,weak hair,turn colors in the sun,weak skinned,sun burned germ of a crew you!

I am a revolutionary and revolutionaries tend to be wack! Learn how to spell mother-lover. You miss the whole point of my article you graphed recessive ,crawling on all fours when I taught you how to be civilized! My musical tunes are a reflection of myself and you need to look up the word wack before you use it so freely!

Sincerely; The Revolutionary at War-The Wizard

I wrote you a new rap song for your next album. Feel free to use it. I call it:

"GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT"



They call me thah WIZZARD

Some call me Mr. Lizzard

I like chicken gizzards,

and sometimes chicken livers.

But I can't eat the damned things

When I'm in a blizzard.

I buss the rhymes

Sometimes even on time

But that's all that's sublime

Cuz some punk dropped a dime

Then I got busted

and stone cold disgusted

locked in the clink

with my cellmate I.M. Toasted

But its all cool

I'm on a work release

and I'm still a gangsta biatch

man fuck dah po-lease

But I'm late foh mah job

and dis ain't no vacation

gotta git to mah work

fore I violate mah probation

I ain't at the top

but hey, its a start

it takes time to learn this game

called "the custodial arts"

When I step into the school

my boss say "damm Wiz you late"

"dem unrinals is in dere"

"hollarin' yo name!"

"here's yo scrub brush"

"and yo Tidy Bowl too"

"and yo plunger, and yo Comet,"

"and yo Mr. Clean goo"

"Don't fogit yo rubber gloves"

"and those other supplies you need to take"

"and pay attention to those urinals"

"and change the scent cakes"

Wiggedy wiggedy wiggedy

WHACK!

Damn;Trick Flick

That was mighty nice of you to dead-icate an entire song to The Wizard.I can see why they call you all trick flick because your shannanigans and tom fooleries are much to be desired.You all are so illiterate that it saddens me! A gloomy melancholly feeling came over me! I realized that I wanted to correct your stanza's, quatrain's,and continuous typograhical errors more than battle you lames.Then I realized that I was dealing with illiterate idiots.I thought that you all were just ignorant but then I realized that you all were just retarded! It mad me so sad!

However;I felt that it was only right to type back since you took time out of your useless schedule to type The Wizard one big typograhical error! Before I start;I would like to say that my week is Trick Flick's whole life.

Trick Flick; When you are talking about urinal cakes;I'll take your cookies mother-lover! I do mean mother-lover literally so there are no misunderstandings!

Moving along;When you all are talking about bitches in your fiasco of a poem;I shall take your bitches!

When you are talking about custodial arts;I shall dress up as a janitor and infiltrate your show of two audience members!Mom and Pop!

I do commend you a tad bit because you spelled custodial right!

You all should have stayed in school and studied comprehension instead of The Wizard.

I am planning an all out attack on trick flick called The art of war.You male lesbians!

Trick Flick;This is not my first rodeo but it shall be your last! I recommend that you bring a lunch mother-lover.

Cheese crackers,saltines,mac and cheese whiz,peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,or whatever it is that you eat! I am preety sure that it has no nutritional value whatsoever!

It's quite obvious that your brain cells and brian waves are stalled! Goodness gracious;your hair line is receeding at a rapid rate due to deficiencies in your diet! One cannot live off of bread and water alone!

Moving along;I am going to find out where you boys are at! Literally!

When you are performing for a crowd of zero.

I'll be watching! Mother-Lover

When you all are at a picnics.

I'll be watching! Mother-Lover

When you all are casually getting stoned.

I'll be watching! Mother-Lover

When you all are at your barmitzvah because puberty struck late.

I'll be watching you lame mother-lovers!

Did I say puberty;well I meant to say period but it all depends! You could have both! You never know these days.

Moving right along;I am going to hunt down your honey comb and take the stinger out of you boys.Then I;The Wizard will joyfully and gleefully watch as trick flick squill and squall in hell.

You boys really don't know who you messing with!

You think that The Wizard is a trick! Well trick flick frick or whatever your names maybe;This thing is much deeper than poems,tunes,fables,and allegories!

I am going to find you boys at the red-neck bar and straight go up-side your heads!

Don't you mother-lovers worry because I will be by myself if that add some ease to you cowardly hearted mother-lovers. I am quite sure that you travel in flocks.

It would not surprise me if your boyfriends fight your battles!

Moving along; Contaminated Seeds

Heathon Demons

Male group sex

Now you can choose one of those names for your group. mother-lover!

With you gay overtones and subtilities!

Oh! It would behoove you all to not respond no more to The Wizard!

I am telling you right now that I am going to raise you boys from the cradle to the grave!

Humbly and filled with Humility

Sincerely and Enthusiastically; The Revolutionary Soldier at war; THE WIZARD