Donut Shop Hero

Donut Shop Hero
(Spoof on John Lennon's Working Class Hero) As soon as you're at work
They make you feel small
Demanding a donut while
Paying nothing at all While paying customers
Wait in a line
The men in blue
Cut in from behind A donut shop hero is something to be
A donut shop hero is something to be "Give me a coffee
Give me some joe
Last time I asked for a cruller
You gave me a hole" "Listen boy,
I'm talking to you.
Make it quick
I'm the man in blue." A donut shop hero is something to be
A donut shop hero is something to be Pissed as you are
You think up something quick
And substitute milk
With cream from your dick You stir it real well
He won't have a clue
"Have a good day, officer,
Nice talking to you!" A donut shop hero is something to be
A donut shop hero is something to be
If you want to be a hero, just follow me...

(If the above leaves you aghast, you have no sense of humor)