Bush's Convention Speech, Edited for Clarity

by Honky D Wednesday, Sep. 08, 2004 at 4:40 AM
malkavai@mac.com

Attend! National Corporate Radio, a scathing parody of npr, brings you excerpts of Bush's speech at the RNC. We carefully edited this speech to more closely reflect our Great Leader's true intentions. Enjoy!


http://la.indymedia.org/uploads/2004/09/bush_convention_speech.mp3

National Corporate Radio, the least trusted name in news, brings you coverage of issues of the day that makes resistance seem futile. Below, please tune in for a sample of our special Republican National Convention coverage. Hear from our fabulous President, as he discusses his plans to deploy weapons of mass destruction, labels Senator John Kerry a friend of terror, and guarantees that a future America will once again learn to embrace slavery.

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Original: Bush's Convention Speech, Edited for Clarity