Assaults against me have been on the upswing as of late. I'm not sure if its because they know I'm close to discovering the identity of the assailants or because I simply know too much. The most recent attacks have come in the form of thievery. They have been conducting their onslaughts in almost imperceptable ways. Most notably, they want to steal my time and maybe prevent further progress. I'm detailing these attacks on my person below, and it won't be long until I reveal the identities of the goons behind these manipulations for all to know here on the internet. Be forewarned, goons.

Steeling my day, minute by minute.

How many lives are being wated by these goons?

Theft.

I'm getting close.

Time keeps on slippin slippin slippin...

Your days are numbered, spooks.

Obviously subtlety is not their long suit......