LA's UnNaked World Bike Ride

by Vinyasi Wednesday, Jun. 16, 2004 at 4:01 PM

It must have been my emails to all the city council members of Santa Monica who supported the onslaught of three to four dozen police officers who greeted us would-be, naked, cycling protestors of Oil Dependency with a paddy wagon, dune buggies, cycling escorts of their own, and video taping equipment. Who ever thought LA might be boring?

How I look painted up in liquid latex the day before a beach ride with it on.

MY BLUE, LATEX, BIRTHDAY SUIT --- FRONT VIEW MY BLUE, LATEX, BIRTHDAY SUIT --- BACK VIEW MY BLUE, LATEX, BIRTHDAY SUIT --- SIDE VIEW

Author: Vinyasi, Date: Tue, 25 May 2004 18:34:00 -0700
            "Since this was my birthday, I made certain to make the most of it by riding all the way from a few blocks east of the beach along Washington Blvd., up the bike path, and returning at the far north end of Will Rogers beach parking lot (17 miles in two hours). I passed four police vehicles, all of them with persons inside, and no more than five yards distant from myself (one was two inches). My attire? Bike helmet, long yellow scarf tied 'round the neck, thin flexible shoes with black ankle socks, bike gloves, and a full length body suit in blue latex. There was only the tiniest of hole at my penis tip, and assorted rips and tears up my butt (which I carefully avoided bending over to expose) and in my arm pits, etc. A few people noticed my attire, some giggled, and one gave a whistle intended for sexy-looking women. Last night I came very close to ripping it all off, but stymied myself with: "Hey, hang in there twelve more hours". It has been horrendous self-torture avoiding bathing, bouts of itchiness, unrelenting sweaty buildup, my sensitivity to ammonia (in the liquid body paint absorbed through the skin) giving me heart palpatations and depression for the rest of the day, new rips appearing every morning from having warn the same painted application for several days, nightly sweats, you name it --- it's bitchin'! All the more reason to insure that I get as much mileage as possible out of it. But I think I'll just paint a torso suit next time to avoid the troublesome rips in crotch and armpits. The butt crack will probably always give problems unless I switch to another paint."


It has been reported on the internet that the simplest body paint can be made of only three ingredients: water, sugar (a binding medium), and dye (naturally derived from plants or synthetic, such as: food coloring):

"Add some sugar to create a binding medium which will produce water colours in powder form. Add water to achieve brilliant, vegetable-based colours. Concentrated applications are glossy, in dilutions the appearance is matt. No other binding media should be added, except to red beets, elderberry and vegetable black, which can be mixed with acrylic."

If you're not inclined to use this recipe, then go to the market and get some "KoolAid". It reportedly works.


First Gallery of Photos for LA's World Naked Bike Ride

Cropped

AMERICAN FLAG, CROPPED -- 51 Kb -- 420 PIXEL WIDTH BY 806 PIXEL HEIGHT LOIN CLOTH -- 19 Kb -- 288 PIXEL WIDTH BY 589 PIXEL HEIGHT EASY RIDERS, CROPPED -- 129 Kb -- 1010 PIXEL WIDTH BY 944 PIXEL HEIGHT HEADING OFF, CROPPED -- 138 Kb -- 1147 PIXEL WIDTH BY 896 PIXEL HEIGHT POLICE -- 45 Kb -- 696 PIXEL WIDTH BY 320 PIXEL HEIGHT

Full-Sized

AMERICAN FLAG -- 195 Kb -- 1600 PIXEL WIDTH BY 1200 PIXEL HEIGHT EASY RIDERS -- 194 Kb -- 1600 PIXEL WIDTH BY 1200 PIXEL HEIGHT HEADING OFF -- 198 Kb -- 1600 PIXEL WIDTH BY 1200 PIXEL HEIGHT PADDY WAGON -- 167 Kb -- 1600 PIXEL WIDTH BY 1200 PIXEL HEIGHT
VENICE BEACH PIER -- 113 Kb -- 1600 PIXEL WIDTH BY 1200 PIXEL HEIGHT POLICE STANDING BY THE CORNER -- 208 Kb -- 1600 PIXEL WIDTH BY 1200 PIXEL HEIGHT POLICE STANDING BY THE CORNER, PAN-RIGHT -- 198 Kb -- 1600 PIXEL WIDTH BY 1200 PIXEL HEIGHT PRESTART -- 179 Kb -- 1600 PIXEL WIDTH BY 1200 PIXEL HEIGHT SURF`S UP -- 113 Kb -- 1600 PIXEL WIDTH BY 1200 PIXEL HEIGHT

Second Gallery of Photos for LA's World Naked Bike Ride

Posed Portraits

MISTER SOMBRERO, POSED -- 85 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 1068 PIXEL HEIGHT BUTT I REALLY AM NAKED! . . . . SEE? . . . . HONEST! . . . . HOW MUCH MORE NAKED DO YOU WANT ME TO BE?, POSED -- 73 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 972 PIXEL HEIGHT GROUP PORTRAIT WITH WAVING, POSED -- 54 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT GROUP PORTRAIT, POSED -- 48 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT A ROSE AMONG THE WANNABEES, CROPPED, SEMI-POSED -- 62 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 368 PIXEL HEIGHT
COUNSELING. BOY DO I NEED IT TODAY! -- 58 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT ONE WORLD -- 50 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT BEING INTERVIEWED BY LA CITY BEAT -- 56 Kb -- 435 PIXEL WIDTH BY 650 PIXEL HEIGHT REPORTER GETTING THE SCOOP FROM TARZAN -- 58 Kb -- 435 PIXEL WIDTH BY 650 PIXEL HEIGHT EASY RIDER RECUMBANTS -- 50 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT WAITING FOR THE SUN TO APPEAR -- 45 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT
INSPECTING THE GOODS -- 58 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT WE`RE OFF! AND RIDING, AT BEAUTIFUL VENICE BEACH -- 52 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT SHARING THE BIKE PATH -- 51 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT THE THREE AMIGOS -- 49 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CAPTION THIS -- 52 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT OUR DEARLY, BELOVED ESCORT. NOTHING LIKE AN ESCORT TO KEEP US IN LINE. -- 49 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT
GOLDEN-YELLOW, GLEN EDEN T-SHIRT BRINGING UP THE REAR -- 59 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT I`M STUMPED AGAIN WHAT TO CALL THIS -- 55 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT SANTA MONICA POLICE WAITING IN THE WINGS TO POUNCE IF NEEDED (NAW! WE`RE GOOD LITTLE BOYZ!) -- 57 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT APPROACHING THE BOUNDARY-LINE BORDERING SANTA MONICA AND VENICE BEACH POLICE JURISDICTIONS -- 55 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT IN FULL FORCE, PRIMED, READY-TO-GO, AND WITH NOTHING TO DO! -- 77 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT TWO AND A HALF AMIGOS -- 60 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT
PEACE IN AMERICA -- 57 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT OUR PHOTOGRAPHERS WORKED HARD TO GET THESE GREAT SHOTS! -- 65 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT ONE OF THESE DAYZ I`LL HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN WITHOUT BEING FULLY DRESSED! OY!, GEVALTE FISH! -- 67 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT NOW, WHAT DO WE NEED FORENSICS FOR? -- 44 Kb -- 650 PIXEL WIDTH BY 435 PIXEL HEIGHT

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And while you're add it, support your local police. They do a fine job, don't they? But don't bother honoring your civic, state, and federal representatives with anything other than a "Thank You For Teaching Me Who You Are" whenever it comes to matters of your public nudity, unless you live in a very compassionate community / state / country, or are reading this message from a time capsule.