by Randy Constan
Sunday, Jun. 06, 2004 at 10:54 PM
What a diverse multiracial, multicultural, multivitamin nation our country has become! In a quick two hundred years we’ve gone from "E Pluribus Unum" to "E Pluribus Pluribus." The U.S. loves celebrating its kaleidoscopic collective like no other place on the planet.
And we are totally cool with you doing whatever to whomever you want, and worshipping whomever or whatever you choose. It’s all right with us if you believe in nothing at all, or all of nothing.
Our centeredness, our focus, our New Millennial State of Zen has come about by 40 years of chanting postmodernism’s mantra of tolerance, tolerance and more tolerance. We show R-E-S-P-E-C-T for whatever you want to do, and whatever you want to believe.
Tolerance is the prized virtue of our vernacular.
If you’re a Rick James super freak, well, that’s okay. If your beliefs run to the bizarre or the banal, or if what you want to smoke the same philosophical crack that Caligula, Nero, Alistair Crowley or Vladimir Lenin freebased, we’ll accommodate you. Because, you see, WE ARE OPEN!
Our nation is totally open to anyone and to anything, that is, unless, of course, you’re a Christian. And if that’s the case, then you’re likely to get more sympathy from a badger with minimal sleep than you will from the liberal left who are hard at work making your life hard.
The liberal, hypocritical, tolerant thought police of the 21st century are about as easy going with Christianity as Ike Turner was with Tina every time she went flat while belting out a high note singing “Proud Mary.”
The Xtreme sport of the Xtreme left is Christian-suppression, and man, are they getting good at it. Check it out:
· Liberal, hypocritical, social de-constructors have effectively removed Christianity from our public schools and universities. They have completely deleted the truth concerning the massive role the Christian faith played in our Founding Fathers’ formulating this great land. And God help you if you, Christian teacher or student, attempt to re-introduce it.
· Liberal, hypocritical Hollywood-en heads routinely show Christians in television and film as cross-eyed morons who are repressed and offensive, buckle-shoed, GED killjoys sporting a 70-plus-pound Bible with a minus-70 IQ.
· Liberal, hypocritical activist judges, tanked up on triple espresso no-foam lattes and Al Franken-stein’s latest blog, zealously misinterpret and misapply the Constitution to rid from American government and public life, any semblance of Christian thought. They do this with masturbatory preening glee, congratulating themselves for being Titans of religious freedom … protectors of their envisioned nuevo nation.
Hey, ludicrous Left: what’s up with your Christophobia? Why so intolerant, Ms. Tolerance? What are you afraid of?
Are you afraid we’re going to bring dignity back to this country? Are you afraid righteousness is once again going to be re-introduced into our land, before you licentiously sink it?
Are you afraid of absolute truth being tabled into the public arena and ruining your randy relativism? Are you afraid of personal accountability and responsibility? Are you afraid that the moral law is going to wreck your amoral life?
Is that it? Is that why you’re working overtime to shut Christianity out of the public arena? Will Christianity ruin your narcissistic fantasy starring you as the center of the universe …
or, for you, would that be multiverse?
Listen, concerned Christian—even though the times are going to get tougher than Joan Rivers’ elbows before they get any better in the United States of Liberal Acrimony, we must not acquiesce. It’s time, ecclesiastically and politically, to fight the tolerance movement’s intolerance of our faith, which was the faith of our Founding Fathers and the faith that has sustained our nation’s state of blessedness.
As Christians, we must preserve our rights and freedoms and not allow the Left to shove their Liberal doo-doo down our collective throat. This means we are going to have to get off our collective butts and intellectually fight—NOW!—against the intolerance of Christianity by the “tolerant” liberal and hypocritical Left.