Motorcycle gangs with colors have been approved again by me, Albert Kada, future military dictator of the US, and world's foremost military and political advisor.
I have been on a working vacation in the beautiful city of Las Vegas when I noticed the two wheeled faggots commonly known as Rolling Thunder jacking off Bush in Washington.
I do appreciate the cooperation from the more honorable gangs across the country on this Memorial Day weekend and throughout the year.
Rolling Thunder, however has decided to shame us all and blaspheme the memory of all veterans by shaking hands with the cowardly and treasonous Bush. Are these idiots taking Prozac?
One Rolling Thunder moron was killed last weekend in an accident on a Navajo Indian reservation. God saw fit to put an end to the traitors life. Surely, the generations that survive Bush will spit on the graves of these misguided and unpatriotic weekend warriors for Bush.
In other news, Ohio has apparantly become a key battleground state for this year's election. Polls indicate that these faggots do not fear God. Do I have to go their myself to change their mind?
"Vengeance is mine" sayeth the lord, but 25 million dollars will belong to me, Albert Kada, and tons of bad karma belong to the Bushites.
My congratulations go out to Pakistan on a successful 932 mile missle test.
Thanks go out to the Chinese Central Government for allowing a peaceful political demonstration. The CNG do deserve praise this year for continuing to shame Bush with their ever improving human rights record. The Tiaenamen Square computer hackers club continue to inspire me in the spirit world and will be the only real hope for a fair computerized election this fall.
One Hammas leader took his last glorious motorcycle ride this weekend andy may God see fit to add him to the Harley Davidson Martyrs Brigade.
The honorable Mohammed Al-Sadr will not be jailed by the US Military, according to a local newspaper which will uncomplicate my destiny and my "PROMISE TO FALLUJAH". I will not fail to do my duty.
My psychotherapy has been going well. Me and Buddah together have figured out that I would rather be a dead again Christian than a born again Christian.
I have not spoken to Jerry Garcia since I left home, however the ungrateful living continue to haunt me.
My new biography of Nikita Kruschev by William Taubman is very entertaining. Although I have not had time to read it all, I think it will surely become and important political science reference book and will bring me joy for years to come.
Mispelled words count double.
by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Worlds only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the frequently unpublished newspaper, "The American Blasphemer"
Original: COLORS HAVE BEEN APPROVED AGAIN