by Albert Kada
Tuesday, Apr. 06, 2004 at 11:25 AM
davecom@io.com remote intelligence outpost in Texas
Senator Bob Graham indicated that he would rather be shot in the forehead than in the back, however I suggest an organized retreat due to the small number of troops extmated to be 150,000. This leaves us outnumbered by quite a few registered voters that support the right to bear arms.
Uh oh, Bush just approved a message, which indicates that Kerry could cancel all spending and we will still owe money to Iraq. We can't even afford to pay for that statue of SADDAM that BUSH tore down. Now that STATUE of SADDAM is a symbol of the BUSH family and should have stood there to be spit on and or used as a reminder of the dead goats in Fallujah which proves beyond any doubt that SADDAM deserves a fair trial and Bush does not.
David Gergan also showed his face today as Tucker Carlson did not and CNN or some one forgot to lie and say he worked for Clinton. Bill Cinton never made a military decision based on pictures of dead goats or dead bodies being dragged through streets especially when the media has you pinned down on the beach.
Goats are Barbarians and if Iraq does win we may have fair elections here in the US if I can break SADDAM out of jail and get that bastard BUSH.
WHAT THE IRAQUIS are doing is shooting the US MILITARY in the ass on the way out of town.
Burned goats were used to influence military operations which probably has saved lives.
More Barbarian goats can be deployed at a time of the Persians' own choosing.
SADDAM does sound like a goat or a sheep when he talks. He also gave away the presidential pistol on TV. please see SADDAM'S HONORABLE EXIT STRATEGY.
CNN is wondering whether captured officers should be seperated from soldiers and killed which is kind of harsh but not as bad as putting the officers in a POW camp and executing captured soldiers. This seems to be the strategy in AFGHANISTAN and IRAQ.
For the best military advice please contact the RED ARMY.
CHENEY is not naive about being a liberator but he is good at operating conglomerations of companies that launder money and guarantee profits. He is also a good liar.
Mispelled words count double becuase Bush threatened to assasinate potential copy editors and content editors of my work.
by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
designer of the IONOSPHERE HOG.
Stolen from the the PALM IN THE FACE edition of the frequently unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy
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