by Albert Kada
Monday, Apr. 05, 2004 at 1:01 PM
davecom@io.com remote intelligence outpost in Texas
According to Fox news channel newswire, Fallujah residents have repeled the attack orderded by the NEW SADDAM and have forced a regime change. Apparantly, Bremer has installed a THIRD SADDAAM to keep an eye on him. I will be watching the THIRD SADDAM. ALSO news from the ONE CHINA.
One person was injured, when an earthquake struck Japan, the exact time of which is impossible to determine due to today's massive time correction. Oddly, FNC AND CNN are not gloating over body counts is Iraq. Newswires from Iraq were blocked. As I write they are threatening to show the results.
Two nuclear reactors were shut down for safety reasons. Could this be the work of a terrorist network? Perhaps it was the work of the one terrorist.
DELUSIONAL talking heads are still debating whether a delta of +.01 in the unemployment rate created jobs or eliminated jobs. Again we see the results of a massive intelligence failure caused by RONALD REAGAN.
Nuclear bomb production in Japan is expected to be decreased or increased based on this event.
More violence is expected in Iraq due to a lack of localy owned newspapers which could lead to a massive intelligence failure.
THE NEW SADDAM raped my civil rights last night by blacking out news from Persia.
I DEMAND that THE NEW SADDAM allow newspapers to be distributed in Persia.
The pen is mightier than the sword. THE NEW SADDAM is not yet convinced of that.
I intend to use my pen to destroy the NEW SADDAM and ink erdicator to erase his legacy of lies from history and edit them into a criminal confession.
THE COLD WAR may be coming to an end as the IRON CURTAIN begins to melt down.
Please get out globe now to look for GROUND ZERO. See TEXAS. Put finger in middle of star. This is close enough to CRAWFORD RANCH. THIS IS GROUND ZERO. Please ground the zero right there and do not let him fly.
Unfortunately, I am still working on my transcript of the MESSAGE FROM MARS. Time differentials require oddball decoding formats.
In other news, THAT WAS A SHOT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD, THAT WAS A SHOT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD.
MISPELLED WORDS COUNT DOUBLE AT HIGH SCHOOLS ONLY.
by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
designer of the IONOSPHERE HOG.
Stolen from the the PALM IN THE FACE edition of the frequently unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy
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