OFFENSIVE POLITICAL FIRE

by Albert Kada Thursday, Apr. 01, 2004 at 1:31 AM
davecom@io.com remote intelligence outpost in Texas

ALLISTOR COOKE, remote intellegence outpost in America for the BBC finally got wacked according to BBC America. You could tell by the pictures they sent he saw it coming from the WACKENHUT TRIBE. GIBSON got mad on Fox. Bill Hubbard waded in. And Bush explained that he doesn't understand the enemies MO.

COOKE was a mastermind in the ways of espionage and specialy trained according to secret plans set in place by WINSTON CHURCHILL to integrate with the EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM.

ABC confirmed the story by implying that ALLISTOR COOKE never had anything BAD to say about AMERICA.

I will send this poor network a letter from America I guess. We all have MAD COW DISEASE, and BUSH is SCARING THE CATTLE.

Apparantly, Scotland Yard bought all the fertilizer they could find at all local PAKI convenience stores and captured some people for TERRORISM INSURANCE. All those young boys had MAD COW DISEASE caused by PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE.

That is why I never listened to anything Allistor Cooke had to say because the BBC would have to kill me. They have to code all the intelligence going in and out so certain people don't burn the dictionary and make us all stupid overnight.

Fox News channels's JOHN GIBSON got mad and yelled at a FOREIGN STATESMAN from CANADA who tried to explain that the census proved we have a bigger terrorist problem than CANADA does. Gibson says he flies in big dangerous airplanes a lot.

40 million dollars is what Bill Hubbard tried to extort from the public on behalf of the Havanah Chamber of Commerce today on Fox News Channel. He said that he would have to spend that much if I planned a fake protest that I planned 10 years ago and he still owes the money because he said he provides security for gay weddings with public funds and abuses government for profit. If I announce that the protest will be fake when I announce it then he is automaticaly guilty and should be arrested.

For more details on how to picket an Island stay tuned.

Also according to Fox, Israel is torturing teenagers. If they demand an assasination or an arrest for the information they have extracted they are criminaly insane facists and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of all international laws. I am keeping score.

International laws can be invented at a time of your local dictator's own choosing.

According to Bush, he does not understand the enemies method of operation. Bush doesn't even understand how to herd cattle much less how to operate the CIA.

Gas prices or expected to rise.

Mispelled names were on purpose. Mispelled words count triple.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
designer of the IONOSPHERE HOG.
Stolen from the the frequently unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy

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