AMERICANS NOT WELCOME AT OLYMPICS

by Albert Kada Tuesday, Mar. 30, 2004 at 8:35 PM
davecom@io.com remote intelligence outpost in Texas

This is a financial report, not a personal attack. VOLATILITY in TERRORISM INSURANCE markets is expected to consume profits and put pressure on the dollar based on the number of tickets sold to AMERICANS and ISRAELIS and the number of atheletes that do compete, or flip flop, none of which are really welcome to travel anywhere, except back to the house. please read on for master plan details.

ONE SPACE TOURIST, must be OBLIVIOUS, because he is only offering 20 million dollars for a ride on a rocket. This man is a cheap genious. Putin stands to make 5 million cash direct on this man's courage. I would have to suggest he be put in safe storage immediately upon his arrival. Vigilance and high security is suggested near the location of the rocket. Some one else should rabble rouse of course to light the igniter fuse or whatever they use. Hopefully, terrorism insurance has already been purchased. Reruns of cosmonauts experimenting with rockets can be used as a simulation of the actual expected disaster which will save money and enhance the Russian space program or buy some food. National security protocols tend to prohibit showing the actual exact location of the launchpad.

I don't know why Putin would let him go for less than 25 million because Bush has a 25 million dollar price on every russian head in russia.

Hopefully, Putin knows how to use a TV set for this event.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
designer of the IONOSPHERE HOG.
Stolen from the the frequently unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy