OFFER TO BUY HALLIBURTON

by Albert Kada Tuesday, Mar. 30, 2004 at 8:50 AM
davecom@io.com remote intelligence outpost in Texas

The next dead troop was sponsored by Halliburton and confirmed by Paul Bremer according to Fox news channel. Bremer is some GOP thug in charge of stealing oil and killing Persians in Iraq.

Halliburton employees in Iraq get paid way more than a troop and is the primary reason that the US military is still their. As far as Halliburton is concerned, troops are expendable when it comes to war profiteering.

Paul Bremer assured Persians that violence will not win self government for Iraqis. Oddly enough, Bremer recognizes violence as effective when it comes to protecting the profits of Halliburton and Brown and Root. Bremer also approves of violence when it comes to removing leaders like Saddam which was supposed to liberate Iraqi people. Bremer is now refered to as the "NEW SADDAM".

Freedom of the press was assasinated yesterday according to several news sources when an Iraqi newspaper was shut down by a foreign military force.

A one dollar bill proves that Bremer is an unpatriotic coward who has forgotten what it means to be a patriot like George Washington who would kill and or capture any MORON who gets in the way of INDEPENDENCE.

For this reason, I hereby offer the grand total of one US dollar for the entire Halliburton corporation, lock, stock, and barrels.

I am predicting that this company will be worth at least 5 dollars at the end of the war.

I can guarantee with all certainty that if the owners of Halliburton sell me the company for one dollar I can reduce the number of expected dead troops needed to protect their profits.

Currently, two dead troops per day on average are needed.

Halliburton has no legitimate reason to be in Iraq other than to shut down all the refineries and oil production facilities and then leave immediately. Anything else does endanger troops unneccessarily.

Bush approved an advertisement on my CATV system today indicating more fuzzy math concerning dead troops. Bush attacked Kerry for raising taxes. Bush, who has trouble with math, continues to suggest that we send the bill to our grandchildren, to pay substandard wages to troops, who are equipped by his war profiteering supporters to protect the huge profits of Haliburton.

IT'S NOT THE ECONOMY, STUPID. Dead people and stolen money are the main issues of the presidential campaign.

Fox news channel and the New York Times have both promised that a terrorist attack will reelect Bush. Bing it on Jack.

Time Magazine is convinced that their readers (idiots) love the way Bush handled 911. Wow. Americans are OBLIVIOUS and deserve any dirty rotten trick they will get.

I could win the WAR TO LIBERATE PERSIA in 24 hours if I had Paul Bremer's job.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
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