The Sweet Sorrow Of General Clark

If he has accomplished nothing else this week, General Wesley "No There, There" Clark has demonstrated the limits of intelligence in the absence of common sense.

As we elaborated in our psychological study of Mr. Clark, it is not really possible to be a viable presidential candidate in the absence of basic social and political instincts.

These capacities being virtually absent in the General, he spent this past week demonstrating his ignorance of Roe vs. Wade; defending Michael Moore's charge that President Bush was a military deserter; and getting into a status contest with John Kerry over military rank.

We can't wait to see what confections the General serves up before next week's primaries.