The F-word is Historically politically correct

by Max Thursday, Dec. 18, 2003 at 10:39 PM

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:



11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877



8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938



7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926



6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC



5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566



4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937



3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC



2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1999



and a drum roll............! ......



1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

Original: The F-word is Historically politically correct