Please Remember Rachel

by Wendy Sunday, Oct. 05, 2003 at 5:25 AM

A cautionary tale.

A displaced and misguided US college student was fortunately stopped from doing further damage to an IDF bulldozer when she was pushed aside by the vehicle as she attempted stop it from an operation against anti-Jewish terrorists. As the gallant troops were destroying the lodgings of some of the horde of subhuman "palestinian" terrorists such as Hamas, Rachel Corrie attacked the bulldozer and vandalized the blade of the vehicle. No report has been recieved as to the amount of damage done to the machinery but the hope is that it will be repairable. A spokesperson for the newly created "palestinian" people was quoted as saying that they "believed that tricking americans into throwing themselves in front of the jews' tanks seemed like it shoulda been a slam dunk. I guess we'll try a black next time."