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SNL 2000 Version of Bush Speech Reflects the White House in 2003 Better than Real thing!

by Dave Monday, Sep. 08, 2003 at 1:12 PM

This November, 2000 Saturday Night Live Parody of a "future Bush speech" sums up the Bush pResidency better than anything Dubya could say tonight during the "real thing"!

EXCERPT from SNL

BUSH: "Okay, listen.. I'm just gonna get this Address thing over with. As we assess the State of the American Union today, we have reason to hope, because.. [ takes out a map which shows California and Florida as islands, Texas in Communist Mexico, and the Great Lakes on fire ] Holy crap! When did all this happen?! Wow.. the Great Lakes are on fire - even I know that's not good. [ laughs ] Okay, America, we got a lot of problems. I ain't gonna lie to you. But with the help of Vice-President Dick Cheney..Voice of Advisor: You killed him in a hunting accident! Bush: Okay, fine! Not a problem. 'Cause I've been working hard, I got a plan that's gonna solve all of it - from the deficit, to foreign relations, to that hole in the sun. Two words, America: Ostrich Meat." SNL Nov. 2000




http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/00dglimpse1.phtml

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Ostrich Meat

by finger licking goooooooood Monday, Sep. 08, 2003 at 7:42 PM

all you need in a fairly powerful lawn mower and a large catch basket.

It is essential to have the machine well silenced as it sweeps the Ostrich Meat pastures or the harvets run off having pulled their head out of the sand.

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