if only this was a joke...
http://la.indymedia.org/uploads/2003/06/mike_malloy_george_w_god.mp3
George W. Bush getting communication from God, as reported in Israel's Ha'aretz:
According to Abbas, immediately thereafter Bush said: "God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them." (source link)
Mike Malloy had an amusing commentary on this reportage on his radio show this evening. It's attached, in mp3 format. It runs for about 4 minutes -- and is under 1 meg. Click on the audio link above and give a listen.