"Caped Crusaders" release biting satirical online ad series.

http://www.capedmaskedandarmed.com/video

According to the authors of CampedMaskedandArmed.com "All the Television Commercials have somehow gotten mixed up. Now people are going to see things that make them very uncomfortable and not want to buy stuff. All that carefully crafted public relations work is ruined! This is quite a predicament. Must be those confounded caped crusaders at work again"

It certainly seems to be the case. The "Caped Crusaders" as they have so comicbook-ishly dubbed themselves, have been hard at work in their underground lair (or maybe in the back room at some major ad firm, one wonders) crafting wonderfully satirical commercials. The ads are based on TV spots from the US Air Force, Army and National Guard, just to name a few. One of the favorites seems to be a bit on Chef-Boyardee Ravioli, with the catchiest theme this side of the "It's a Small World" ride at Disneyworld. Another is a play on Fox News and the Matrix.

A bit of delving into the site revels the CapedMaskedAndArmed.com "is dedicated to the revelation of the hidden and the unspinning of the spun. So beware all you ad companies, PR firms and other zombie-makers. We will break your trance by educating the hordes, teaching them to laugh their way out of your deadly misinformation matrix."

Many of the spot are being featured in the Gadabout Film Festival which is currently crisscrossing the USA.

So check out the newest/latest Adbusters style culture jamming at:

There is much more dissent based fun to be had at:



http://www.capedmaskedandarmed.com/video



Peace and Love,

Crrawl

Download them. Clips at 15 seconds of cutting insanity as

we look into the heart of darkness.

Sheepdog likes it.

Is that anything like "The Ambiguously Gay Duo"?

Then I'm all for em'.

...to whoever posted this link. Great videos.

I particularly liked the Kodak "Commercial".

Thank you Thank you Thank you.

Great videos delivering a good mess-age.

When will the masses wake up?

When will they arise for freedom and democracy?

Hola Enrique! Como esta? You babbling little peckerhead!! How goes things over there in Spain?

Still lying to everyone that you're a SEAL?

You should try hanging out down here in the jungles by Mitu.

It's quite nice.

My satellite modem works OUTSTANDING!!!

Also I need to clarify....You said you were in Team 6, right?

(need some jokes to tell by the fire)

OUT...

...look over few ruins for me. God I'd love to be down there poking around the Jungle looking for the next Palenque.

Keep the Faith.

He's not in Columbia. Look at the time stamp on his last two posts. Columbia is three hours ahead of Pacific time. utterfailure posted at 10pm (1am in Columbia) and before than at 1:40am (4:40am) Columbian time. Keepin' some long hours in the jungle, eh Enrique?

Our dear friend utterfailure's real is Enrique. He knows it and I know it. He's not in Mitu, he's in Alicante, Spain just southwest of Barcelona. He's a student at the University. And he's a punk as bitch and a liar.

Now Enrique, tell everyone that I'm full of shit. After all, you've got my info (or so you claim) so you should know my whole military career. What teams I was attached, where I was deployed, how I got my Navy Commendation Medal, etc. Feel free to share with my friends here at IMC...

>God I'd love to be down there poking around the Jungle looking for the next Palenque.

You wouldn't last two seconds outside a Hampton Inn without room service, much less a jungle.

"You wouldn't last two seconds outside a Hampton Inn without room service, much less a jungle."

Unsubstantiated Allegation

For more on logic at your level, try reading "Logic for Dummies."

"You wouldn't last two seconds outside a Hampton Inn without room service, much less a jungle."

Unsubstantiated Allegation

dabate coach has a good point. That he could last one second has not yet been established.

Check this internet website on how to detect

FAKE SEALS

it was funny to see that "eric" violated a few of the fake SEAL rules.

http://www.authentiseal.org/howtospot.htm

They had no records of a person named

eric greene of colorado springs colorado

ever being a SEAL.

How to spot a Phony SEAL

  (as outlined on the Naval Special Warfare Archives homepage)

1. He's wearing camouflage clothing decorated with multiple patches, ribbons, and tridents.

2. When asked for his class number, says he didn't have to go through training...went straight to SEALs from Marines, Air Force, etc.

3. When asked what Team he was in, says Team 6 (everybody wants to be in Team 6).

4. When asked for names, places, dates, etc., the wannabe says it's top secret, still classified.

5. Claims to have been a POW, or his entire platoon was wiped out and he was captured.

6. Talks about his medals, maybe even the Medal of Honor (SEALs don't talk about their medals).

7. He can't remember the name of his swim buddy, commanding officer, or platoon officer.

His name should be posted on the website shortly

as a SEAL impostor.

My names not "Greene". Where in the world did you get that?

Go fish.

...a Palm Thatched Hotel in the middle of nowhere watching the Monsoon Rains turn the street into raging Torrent is more to my liking.

You learn to live with irregular electric service very quickly. Kind of peaceful really. Beer gets warm though - so you don't want it out all the time.

And then there is the heat. It's not so much the temperature but the humidity. Take a shower and 15 minutes later you're ready for another.

You learn to shake your shoes out before putting them on. And then you look to make sure everything did come out.

But then of course to hear my detractors I have never been near anything like that.

ROFL!!!

Point 1. Columbia in general is usually 3 hours ahead of PST. Except they dont follow daylight savings time (so it is only 2 hours ahead) ==its now 5:55 am

Seems like a SEAL TEAM 6 member would know somthing as simple as this.

And....? What does my time stamp have to do with anything?

Point 2. The "friend of S.F." post, I have no idea who that is. (But you did qualify for MORE THAN ONE VIOLATION).

Point 3. I keep strange hours in the jungle. Yes I do.

It's pretty isolated out here, and you have to keep kind of a low profile. I check my email and other things (among Indymedia) at odd times. And?

Thanks Dio,

It's pretty amazing out here.

We have been on the Vaupes river for a few days and are heading south towards the Negro river.

I wasn't on Team 6. I was on Team 2 for six years. Close, but not cigar, Enrique. 6 isn't that great a team anyway. Just a lot of hype because of Marcinko. In my opinion, Marcinko is full of shit.

You're right, I stand corrected. Two hours difference right now. That would have put you posting to IMC at 3:40am. Hmmm. Long hours. Yep.

As far as any rules, some of those are true and some aren't. For instance, SEALs don't wear regalia or insignias on their field uniforms. But we certainly do talk about our medals, occasionally.

Anyway Enrique. You've got a great imagination. That's why I like you (wink wink).

Cant be worse than that blowhard Gormly.

You guys both sound like a couple of baby killers.

Brainwashed to the bone.

What a waste of a life to defend alot of corporate

businessmen while the real america starves.

If you were so down for blowing people away, why

wouldn't you just rob banks or somthing like that?

At least you would get paid for your trouble.

Hey eric.

I was in buds class 167 in 1984.

You were in Team 2?

So was I.

email me

"I was in buds class 167 in 1984."

Fascinating.

I was in Grenada in '83 though. Operation Urgent Fury. Perhaps you've read about it, Enrique.

Tell us about the kinds of leathal hardware you saw.

oops.... that would be telling. Nice field tests, I hear.

Poor little targets. You must be proud.

--What a waste of a life to defend alot of corporate

businessmen while the real america starves.--

some americans with the wrong political opinions deserve to starve

thats right. I hate anyone who isnt like me.

A little.

Proud that I've done what I had to do for God and country. Proud that I'm a free man. Proud like Patrick Henry.

Sometimes we had to do some despicable things to deliver our packages or to neutralize our targets. Such is the way the game is played. Unconventional warfare is a bitch. I prefer to think that we saved lives through the use of decisive force.

And I'm proud of the fact that I was good at that, too.

"I hate anyone who isnt like me."

So do we.

http://asmallvictory.net/duafull.swf

Your choice. Either become a Muslim who is alive, or an infidel who is dead.

Listen to the left-wing, anti-war of your USA world. Do NOT fight back! Do NOT resist.

All praise to Allah!

There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty, Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the Fatherland.

If I just achieve all of the below I will be getting one up on that bad hitler boy.

disObedience, Lazyness, dishonesty, disOrder, dirtyness, drunkness, Selfishness, and hatred of the Government

we don't hate our government, we fear it. But fear is good sometimes.

Cowardess is not.

Why fear? The worst anyone can do is to take your freedom. And for that to happen to me, they'd first have to take my life. Anyone that believes that the American government seeks to enslave them is disillusioned.

what ever the fuck timezone you're in.

Have a nice life.

Just sitting here in my East coast office going through my morning ritual. Boot the computer, pouring a cup of bean juice, and reading the (alternative) news.

And what's with the "have a nice life" stuff? You sound as if you're going somewhere? Not thinking of ending it all, now are you? The suicide crisis prevention center is just a phone call away, you know.

Sheep, we've been at this a long time now. We're like old friends. Maybe we can work something out...

Some thoughts..

I believe I learned through a pailful process the meaning of love.

Not to want to see or hear or know of behind walls or miles the

whimpering of a soul in pain. My problem, I know.

Once joined to the winds I felt it in Utah under a steel bright

sky sitting on a mesa with the bristle cones.

I can't explain it in words, only in reaction to it.

I would hurt less if there was less pain to feel. I've

gotten angry. We must change or we are in for a

'world o hurt' and you know it if you aren't rolling shit cigaretts on your drive bys.

Your posts reflect mostly a desire to ride in with the bad big boys.

They are bad and we both know the deep manipulations our intelligence agencies bring in. You don't remember Vietnam, pup. Enjoy yer coffee cause it's always a good day

when you got some kids sleeping peacefully in their safe beds and be able to wake them up for summer school.

It's all about them. ( spare me your that's why I was here rant, cause we both served our masters. Hell I even trained them for slaughter.) Don't you believe with less motivations by greedy people in power my kids would be safer? As for dieing, geeez not without a path to Vallhalla on the great mounds of the bleeding corpses of the ones who tried.

That reminds me, time for some ken jitso; enjoy your coffee, Eric. I'll be back.

I’ve ridden with the big boys. And I’ve ridden with the underdogs. I ride with who’s right. More times than not, I ride alone.

Ain’t nuthin’ perfect. And a master is only chief as long as we say so. That’s how it works.

Love? I don’t know much about that. A bunch of distinguishable emotions all scrunched up, repackaged and labeled. I’ve had mesa moments too. Got to take the good with the bad, that’s just life.

And coffee? It’s the best. Warm, thick, and gets your head clear. Nectar of the gods, no doubt. Little things matter.

Do you enjoy having conversations with yourself?

Its pretty incredible down here.

Words just dont describe.

Read the above posts.

Eric is still delusional (as usual)

and still thinks I'm stalking him.

ha HA h@.

But then again he's convinced I'm from Spain

and named enrique (you go fish)

fake ass wannabe SEAL couldnt even tell time.

(still hasnt posted my IP)

Thanks for your support Dio.

OUT.

Muito bom Enrique! That's pretty good time you made traveling down the Negro river from Mitu, eh? What did that take? A week!

That was slower than Christopher Reeves on roller blades.

I realize the Negro is full of raging rapids and all (not), but come on, a week? Get with the show, Enrique.

Still keeping long hours I see, even in Manaus. Shifted timezones too. What time was it when you posted that last comment? 5am?

That's pretty flattering there utterfailure, that the first thing you do when you get out of bed in the morning is boot up your laptop with satellite connect and post a message on IMC for little old me. Most people usually just get up, take a piss, brush their teeth, shave and get dressed. I try to work a 4 mile run into that routine about 5 mornings a week, but I'm more of an exception to the rule.

YOU, well you get up and write your pen-pal. How sweet. I'm blushing.

I should be ashamed though, cause I don't start thinking about you until around 8:30 or so during my morning cup-o-joe. I tell you what though, I'll make it up to you. When you get back from your fantasy rain forrest adventrure, drop me a note and I'll take you out for a trip that's really in the thick that you won't soon forget.

Ciao Enrique.

. Don't we all, Rambo. Just being a hero type guy because he (me)

and he (me) alone could do it.

I don't know how you Navy guys do it, but in the old Army, we used a

co ordanated approach. It seemed to work when the lifers didn't screw it up and 'forget' something.