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Bush Looses Fight with Space Scooter

by Che Wednesday, Jun. 18, 2003 at 12:26 AM

Why are we losing to this man?

Bush Looses Fight wi...
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Bush Looses Fight with Space Scooter

Jun 13 2003

President George Bush has lost a battle of wills with a Segway scooter.

The US commander-in-chief took a tumble during a family break in Kennebunkport, Maine.

Tennis racket in hand, the president strode up to the space-age scooter, jumped on and then stumbled right off the machine.

Bush was spending a long weekend at the family compound to celebrate George Bush Snr's 79th birthday yesterday.

Undeterred by his slip, Bush got back on again. His father then climbed on a second Segway, and this time they cruised off with his dog Barney leading the way.

The president's two daughters, Jenna and Barbara, and former first lady Barbara Bush all took turns on the Segways too.

In January, the president rode inventor Dean Kamen's own Segway, and was said to have handled it like a pro - that time.

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Space scooters resist evil.

by Mary Wednesday, Jun. 18, 2003 at 12:44 AM

The Segway was designed for human use only. Providing transport to the spawn of Satan was not incorporated into its design.

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Can you tell us Mary...

by Rational Normal Person Wednesday, Jun. 18, 2003 at 12:53 AM

How many people have fallen off a Segway??

Can you give us accurate and verifyable data as to how many fell off on the first mount so we can draw our own conclusions..

Have you ever SEEN a Segway in real life?... If so how did YOU do?

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Mary, Mary quite contrary. Trim that pussy, it's so damn hairy.

by Dice Wednesday, Jun. 18, 2003 at 12:53 AM

Poor Mary couldn't ride one herself seeing as they weren't made for worthless cunts either.

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Your eyes are starting to open...

by Priest#XJ29J653-0000-4 Wednesday, Jun. 18, 2003 at 2:41 AM

It's all part of the SEGWAY PLAN.

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