ONLY Stephen DeVoy could turn a simple, four-step process into a 5 page subweb! Have you ever tried to read any of his pages which seem to scroll into infinity? BWAHAHA.

Creating bumper stickers:

Bumper stickers are incredibly easy and cheap to make. It's only a matter of printing them on a laser printer/copier. And they only cost 7 to 10 cents each. Basically, all you have to do is:

1. Design your bumper sticker in Word or your favorite program, and be sure it has some quaint, yet sufficiently moronic slogan on it. Something like "Crash into me. I'm an Uninsured Driver", or "This car was once slept in by Stephen DeVoy".
2. Print it on Avery 5165 label stock (NOTE that you should use a LaserJet printer instead of a bubblejet or other printer - this will ensure that the ink won't run in the rain. If you don't have access to a LaserJet printer, your local Kinkos has Laser copiers - it is cheap and easy.)
3. Cut them into three pieces. (The Avery 5165 label stock is available at any office supply store (even online) such as OfficeDEPOT, and will cost you less than $30 for 100 sheets - which will make 300 stickers! Or you can buy 25 sheets for less than $10. That's only 10 to 12 cents per sticker!)
4. Spray them with clear lacquer to protect them from the rain (although the sun will fade them anyway).

DONE.

NOTE:

1. Be aware that a bumper sticker  which has a slogan like "Bush and Cheney for Prison", or "Stop-Fascism" will be very embarassing to be seen attached to your dented up piece of shit car when Bush is re-elected in 2004, ot when stop-fascism.org is no longer on the internet. Likewise, slogand such as "My child is an anarchist in our local cell" might not look good if you are in a custody fight with the State over your child (hell, its probably not yours anyway).

2. Bumper Stickers are passe, and people with real money would NEVER attach anything like a bumper sticker to their luxury car or expensive SUV. How many have you ever seen such adhesive garbage plastered on the bumper of a Mercedes, Lexus, BMW, Volvo, Saab, Porsche, Infiniti, Jaguar, Rolls Royce or Bentley? I thought not.

3. The slogan written on the bumper sticker may make your dented up piece of shit car eligible for still MORE dents from unknown individuals who dont like what they say. Your sticker may also elicit passersby on the freeway who spontaneously give you the bird (or throw half empty Starbucks frappucinos at your vehicle). Police arent likely to "give you a break" when stopped either.

HAVE FUN MAKING YOUR IDIOTIC, PATHETIC LITTLE STICKERS

WHICH AREN'T WORTH THE PAPER THEY ARE PRINTED ON!