SAN DIEGO - KOBE HQ was arrested on arms smuggling charges at the the San Ysidiro port of entry yesterday. The shipments were earmarked for the Harbor City headquarters of the KOBE organization where plans to establish a penis worshiping cult claiming sovereignty from the United States were discovered. Also found at KOBE headquarters were four blow up dolls, three two year old sheep, and a windup vibrator.
KOBE HQ is currently being held at a secure location near the Salton Sea. Application of crazy glue to his right hand has rendered his hand and penis inoperable. Flocks of sheep were seen cheering for their new found liberation.