CIA discovers aircraft with a nuclear bomb in Central Iraq

AP -- The CIA claims they've discovered an aircraft in Central Iraq that has a nuclear bomb strapped to its belly. They argue that this find boosts President George Bush's argument that Saddam Hussein had failed to disarm. "This shows that the Iraqi dictator couldn't be trusted," said Bush. When asked why the aircraft was made out of wood, Bush said this was done "for the purpose of evading metal detectors used by the U.N. weapons inspection team."