The new concept of deceit is ready. We wage the war only for democracy and the poor iraqi people.
We will bomb the Iraq to an blooming democracy. Sadly very much of them will not undergo their luckiness. Democracy by bombing that's what the people really want and they are happy about. Perfectly happy the iraqi people will be able to rebuild their country with their oil within 50 years which we have destroyed by sanctions and by our war for liberation. Simultaneously they will pay to us with blissfulness reparation payments in terms of oil over ten years because twelve years permanent war, the loss of deliveries by sanctions and our ultimate victory costs quite some. And all arabian peoples will wish subsequently that we also bomb them to democracy.
Sadly thereby I have to betray a couple of million Kurds which I've promised an own state like even then my beloved Daddy because the Turks will only approve our northern front when we guarantee in written form the disarming of this lousy scalawags. That's the art of making my imperialistic politics.
Maybe we can deploy this new form of democratization in other countries like Syria, Iran, North Korea and China.
Nukes therefor we have sure enough.
Democracy for nearly all, also for the dead ones!
Your President of God
George W(acko) Bush