" If Bush is fearless, it's because he's never been in a fight that wasn't fixed.
He's never tasted defeat because daddy always purchased victory for him.
He's never accomplished anything his entire life - he's a wisp of smoke.
He went to Yale on a legacy.
He joined a National Guard unit that was full, and went AWOL.
He fronted dry oil companies in Texas because daddy bought them for him.
He "owned" the Texas Rangers because they needed a backslapping figurehead.
He became governor of Texas because daddy called in some favors and he stole
the White House because BIG oil knew billions would be lost if Al screw-the-combustion-engine
Gore won and took America into the future.
He can't spell "cat" when you spot him the "C" and the "A."
He can't chew pretzels without parental supervision and he can't
find Mexico on a map even though he screwed a hundred hookers there.
Noonan gushes about "a profound authenticity to him.'
If Bush is so goddamned "authentic," why can't he reveal his arrest record?"