Like Mafia but more professional!

How we can protect us against disagreeable confidants and awkward surprises during the accomplishment of our criminal activities? We deploy an golden rule from the mafia. We make confidants to complices. If we have to attack Iraq alone all advanced countries which are dependent on oil will get troubles with us and our iraqian oil and they all know it. So the british government has to perform obligations for BP and Shell and also the french administration for Total Fina Elf. The French will primal jump on the bandwagon at last moment but they will. The german we will extort with import protection and other vulgarness. To open our westward front in Turkey we have

promised them a few small oil fields otherwise we will cancel credits and we won't avert an Kurd state.

Your funny World President