Press Release

In an effort to keep Americans safe, the Resistance creates the John Poindexter Awareness Office (JPAO)

WASHINGTON DC, USA (RP) Concerned about the rising threat to American security, the Resistance announced the creation of the John Poindexter Awareness Office (JPAO).  The JPAO is a new office of the Resistance reporting directly to the People.  The JPAO's charter directs the office to create systems maintaining total awareness of the personal lives, purchases, and activities of employees of DARPA.  According to Rebel X, an expert in fascism detection and awareness, "DARPA presents an unprecedented challenge to the security, privacy, and well being of Americans.  At times of war it is sometimes necessary to sacrifice the rights of one segment of the population for the benefit of the other segments.  DARPA employees pose a significant and measurable threat to our democratic principles..."

When Rebel Y was challenged on the legitimacy of this kind of profiling, he responded, "Yes.  It does make us uncomfortable singling out one segment of society, but let's face it, it isn't the Black inner city youth that presents a threat to our privacy and it isn't the Latino immigrant, it's the DARPA employee that presents the greatest risk.  DARPA employees should not worry unless, of course, they have something to hide."

Those Americans with information concerning the personal lives, relationships, favorite modes of entertainment, or purchases of DARPA employees, should report this information via email.  The JPAO maintains an email account staffed on a daily basis.  Please send your reports to: IAOWatch@aol.com.