President Outlines New Penalty for Corporate Heads

Under the president's new corporate ethics program, "DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO". The Securities and Exchange Commission has been directed to detain a corporate head that fails to designate a prosecutable scapegoat within 72 hours of any bankruptcy or stock crash. Quote of the Day-- "Accounting isn't always black and white". ---George Bush

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