Should the US Invade Israel?

by Jon Chance Thursday, May. 02, 2002 at 8:24 PM
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The option is certainly worth considering. But perhaps there are better alternatives. Vote in this "scientific" poll:

But what the hell! They control the New York Slimes Corporation, the Federal Reserve Corporation, the Federal Election Commission, the American Bar Association, the American Murder ("Medical") Association, the Pentagon (Paul Wolfowitz orchestrated 9-11 and the World Bank Group's attempt to conquer Earth) and now Zio-AshkeNAZIs are censoring the "liberal" IMC. How very queer....

So, should the US Invade Israel?

The option is certainly worth considering. But perhaps there are better alternatives. Vote in this "scientific" poll:

How should the USA respond to the Mid-East crisis?

o Send more weapons to Israeli terrorists.

o Invade Israel and restore Palestine.

o Sit around and enjoy a bio-nuclear holocaust.

o Arrest Paul Wolfowitz & Associates.

o Continue being terrorized by the Mossad.

o Arrest all Mossad agents & assets.

o Withdraw all troops from other nations.

o Become energy independent.

o Nationalize the Zio-AshkeNAZI media.

o Remind American "Jews" that Jesus is Jewish.

o Boycott Federal Reserve Notes.

o Use silver dollars as our national currency.

o Expedite Time-Energy Accounting.

o Assassinate Ariel Sharon.

o Let Israel nuke London.

o Relocate Israelis to Alaska.

o Relocate Israelis to Texas.

o Relocate Israelis to the Actic Zone.

o Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out.

o Continue pretending the US is a neutral peace negotiator.

o Encourage France to invade Israel.

o Ask Switzerland to fix everything.

o Ask Hugo Chavez to fix everything.

o Bomb Washington DC.

o None of the above.

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