Pigs are our friends; cops are not.
Pigs mind their own business; cops do not.
Pigs have curly tails; cops have guns.
Pigs excrete unselfconsciously; cops are anal-retentive.
Pigs grunt with joy; cops grunt with aggression.
Pigs are maligned by cultural stereotypes; cops are glorified by the corporate media.
Pigs are highly intelligent; cops are known to possess a certain small cunning but are not generally characterized as intelligent.
Pigs are self-respecting animals; cops are fucked-up humans.
I'd rather have real pigs policing Long Beach and the world than the fucked-up humans that destroy our societies now!