From the book "The Redneck Manifesto" by Jim Goad. (genius, that's why you'll never see him on television, but you will find him in jail or nuthouses).

"Religion has always been a sponge mop to absorb class tensions."

"That's the problem with religion. The more you take it literally, the more disasters you invite."

"Jesus was a well-meaning, suicidal schmo. That's it. No more. If He even existed in the first place. Time for new cartoon, superheroes."