Un-President Bush Puts A New Spin On "Earth Day" With His Message

by Paul H. Rosenberg Friday, Apr. 27, 2001 at 6:54 PM
rad@gte.net

"Earth Day" -- It's no longer for wimps!

"Arsenic comes from the earth, and I'm all for arsenic. It's all in the spirit of Earth Day.

"Tobacco comes from the earth, and I'm all for tobacco. It's all in the spirit of Earth Day.

"Oil comes from the earth, and I'm all for oil. It's all in the spirit of Earth Day.

"Liberals and Democrats and cynics say that these things all kill people. But so what? When people die, they get buried in Earth. And it's all in the spirit of Earthday."