I have a terrible confession. Yesterday i killed a man. I can't help myself. Please stop me, i know i will kill again.
--The State of California
Mr California,
What we did was necessary. We need to keep these people in their place. (Don't worry, they are just poor little darkies.) And since there are zero rich people in deathrow, no one can buy a lawyer to convict you. Since we wont be killing any of our wealthy citizens your money will be safe.
Do not worry about a people's revolution, we got a national guard, and LAs finest killing machines on our side. No one can stop us.
Keeping these circumstances in mind, i would suggest that you retract your confession.
--Governor Gray Davis
State Capitol Building
Sacramento, CA 95814
Fax: 916-445-4633
governor@governor.ca.gov
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