Mayor Riordan says "Let's Give Them Flea Collars"

Mayor Richard J Riordan recently was caught on tape saying, "Let's give flea collars to the homeless." Whether this is just a part of Riordan's sick humor, these statements will not be tolerated. In an interview with Adam Celiac, the Director of the Arm the Homeless campaign

rebutted, " We have been given a very large donation that will allow us to pass out handguns to the homeless during the DNC. The homeless will be ready for Gore and Riordan's tactics.” Joe Halibator, part of the homeless community, told us, "I pay the cops to protect me not to shoot at

me, so yeah, I’ll shoot back." The homeless have not taken any of the collars. The few that have worn them, complained of rashes and have not received adequate medical attention. Besides the passing out flea collars, Riordan proposes that the city will also place litter boxes on street corners for the homeless to utilize during the DNC. Riordan boasted, “We will show tourists just how well he has trained the city’s homeless. “These poor bastards! At least, they will not piss all over my café.” Then he sidetracked advertising his café, The Pantry, that he offers bread and coleslaw at a competitive price. You will not find oppression done Hollywood like we do. We bring the

glitz and glamour of oppression to another level. Let’s see Washington out do our oppression, Riordan proudly states!